Bringing Sexy Back…Not!
Tell me its not true: Matt Damon Voted Sexiest Man Alive.
Uh, Matt Damon? Seriously? Um, I think not. Matt Damon is gross. I can think of at least ten guys I know who are hotter and sexier than Matt Damon.
Gail’s Choice for Ten Living Men Who are Sexier Than Matt Damon
- Keith Nelson from Buckcherry
2. Bloated, nearly 50-year-old, Post Rehab Nikki Sixx
3. Anderson Cooper, oh yes.
4. Neal Smith circa 1972
5. My Gay Friend Geoffrey
6. Co-host of Project Runway, Tim Gunn
7. Chef Tom Colicchio Holding Raw Meat
8. Yul Kwan from Survivor
9. Gentleman Rock Star, Bill Rieflin
10. Simpsons’ Cartoon Version of a guy I know named Terry
The next time that People magazine has one of these “Sexiest Man” polls, they need to get in touch with me. Because I will set them straight.
AWESOME! You make my list of top 10 sexiest women!
xxx,
Geoffrey
Justin Timberlake is sexier than everyone – almost, because he brought sexy back.
But Steve-O and Partyboy Chris, together, are even sexier than Right Said Fred.
Sexiest Man Alive? I agree, probably not…..but I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, especially if hit me with some “How about them apples?”
You really can’t go wrong with the classics: Brad Pitt, Clooney, Denzel, Johnny Depp….back in the 21 Jump Street days, of course
I’m right there with you on the Anderson Cooper pick though. (And the hell with that “360” show, he needs to bring back “The Mole”)
I totally agree with you on this issue! You hit the nail on the head with Neal Smith and Anderson Cooper.