Happy Birthday Courtney Love, You Trainwreck, You!

Courtney!

At least she remembered to wear underwear

July 9th is the Birthday of Courtney Love! I bet that every day of her life Courtney thanks God for Amy Winehouse, next to whom she can’t help but look like the paragon of tact and self-control by comparison. It’s no secret that Courtney lies about her age, so I don’t know which anniversary of birth she is “celebrating” this year, but I KNOW she’s older than me.