This is a fun story. Apparently, a young hotel worker in England was “surprised” to discover that a baby bat had been hiding in her bra for several hours before its movements (which were originally mistaken for the vibrating of her cell phone) prompted closer inspection. I’m just thinking that she must have been wearing a pretty big bra for her to not notice that a fucking bat was hiding in there! I mean, I’m hauling around an impressive rack myself, and I think I’d notice if there was a bat in my bra. Geez.
Gail, bats are very human like. You can find out by going to batconservation.org. I raised a Little brown bat that could not fly for 3 years. A lot of vets would not look at her, but we found one who did. She we named mina, liked to eat mealworms and look at the tele.
Aww.. LOL! This beat all… Now, I just love bats, but damn *XD
Bats in my belfry and rain on my roof
Even my teddy bear stays so aloof
Flies that go walking on leashes so long
Even my parakeet wears a sarong
Sometimes I wonder, but mostly I don´t
I always say “yes” but usually I won´t
Elephants flying way off to the moon
Even my sundial´s stuck at high noon
Signs that say “quiet” and yo-yos on strings
Ride on the carousel, grab the brass rings
Aches that I feel on my window pane
Rolled-up umbrellas are out in the rain
Boxes that herald:”Please stand in a line”
Tarzans are riding on the 6:20 vine
Mostly I end up with egg on my face
I can´t keep the bulbs lit in my fireplace
Bats in my belfry, polars are bare
Polish the cannon in the town square
We´ll all take a ride on my new pogo stick
Here comes the night nurse! Cover up, quick!
Thoughts that need thinking like spring has been sprung
Fantasy helps all of us to think young
Everyone knows that penguins go formal
So who´s there among us to say who is normal?
Wait a minute… where does she usually keep her cell phone?!?!!!
Eh, big deal. I could hide a small immigrant family in my bra.