Mmmm, Smells Like Bacon!
What could be more alluring than having your significant other cuddle you close while remarking on how you smell like delicious bacon after showering with this tantalizing-looking Bacon Soap, available from Archie McPhee via The Neato Shop ($7.95/ea), of course!
That is fucking insane!!!!!
The first soaps I made smelled like bacon because they were made with sausage fat collected at my dad’s restaurant. It was the squeakiest-cleaning soap I ever made, and it was naturally pale green.