The Cuteness
Look at this little Hamster eating a grape. How fucking cute is that? Don’t its eyes look just like those black marbles that the eyes of everyone in True Blood’s Bon Temps turn into when MaryAnn works her orgy–inciting mojo on them? Hamster orgy!
He’s sooo cute! But if you try to take that grape away from him, he will chew your thumb off!!! (Not really…)
I have a blender, and I know how to use it.