According to my sources, “Heart Shaped Pizza” is currently trending on Twitter, so I had to get this up as quickly as possible. Because, trending.
Small Print Says: “If you buy a heart shaped pizza for your girlfriend it means she’s either imaginary or inflatable.”
May this post be the new Disco Fries! 🙂
Don’t know, don’t care, only one thing matters: it’s pizza. No partner wanted, as I would not share anyway. Meal for one. Get your own.
Mmm, I’d eat it.