Bacon Candy Necklace. Yes.

You can keep your diamonds and pearls, this jewelry has the flavor and beauty of Bacon! Each 1.3 oz candy necklace features an elegant, bacon-flavored, pink sugar beaded necklace enhanced by a gorgeous bacon medallion dangling in the front. This product proves once and for all that bacon is truly a girl’s best friend! Selling for just $3.00 (!!), get yours now from Archee McPhee!

Thanks to AM Duross for the Tip!