Category Archives: Lifestyle

Quote of The Day: What is Comedy?

Open Man Hole

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.”

– Mel Brooks

Quote of the Day: Stephen Colbert!

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert on musicians with political agendas:

“I’ve said it before, popular music should be nothing more than a string of meaningless cliches set to a pleasing melody to help kill the time on long commutes or loveless marriages.”

Happy 4th of July!

Fireworks 2007

I am wishing everyone a Happy and Safe 4th of July. Please remember to wear your sunblock and don’t blow off any digits or extremities, please.

George Carlin’s New Rules For 2006

George Carlin 2008

A friend just emailed me this and it’s so funny (and true) that I had to share.

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

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Happy Valloween!

Valentines Flannel
Flannel Is Sexy!

I would like to wish everyone a very Happy Valentine’s Day (aka Valloween)! And to all of my single friends out there who hate Valentine’s Day, just remember that it’s better to be on your own than in a crappy relationship!