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Beavis And Butthead Homage: The Great Cornholi-Os Breakfast Cereal T Shirt!

Cornholios T Shirt

MTV’s subversively groundbreaking animated sitcom, Beavis and Butt-Head, has been off the air for two decades at this point, though it has enjoyed a lively pop cultural resurgence in the past few years due to Trump’s useless male progeny bearing an uncanny resemblance to the idiotic duo. The important difference being that Beavis and Butt-Head are at least somewhat loveable.

But if you were ever a fan, you will immediately recognize the design on the above T-Shirt, advertsing a fictional breakfast cereal called The Great Cornholi-O’s, as a reference to Beavis’s maniacal alter ego, CornholioConholio is known for uttering several memorable catch-phrases — “I am the Great Cornholio!,”  “I need TP for my bunghole!” and “Are You Threatening Me?” — all of which are represented in this fun and nostalgia-inspiring shirt. Own yours now by clicking on This Link, and enjoy free shipping this week only! Perhaps your Bunghole will thank you!

Fun Facts About Star Trek Beyond!

Star Trek Beyond Facts Header

Hey all you Trekkies out there! Why no get yourselves all excited for the arrival of the newest film adventure in the Star Trek franchise, Star Trek Beyond, which hits theaters Friday, July 22nd (Previews on Thursday, July 21st), by polishing up on your Trekkie Trivia with the rad infographic below! Enjoy!

Star Trek Beyond Facts Body
Image Courtesy of Morphsuits.com!

Breaking Bad-Inspired Burger Recipe: The Heisenberger!

The Heisenberger

Well, the day we’ve been anticipating with a mix of excitement and dread has come – the day when we must finally bid farewell to the greatest TV Show Ever in the Universe of All time: Breaking Bad. Are you hosting a viewing party or perhaps even a BBQ to mourn/celebrate while watching the finale? If so, The Savory has been kind enough to help you relax and untangle the knots in your stomachs with an epic burger recipe: The Hoisin Burger (aka The Heisenberger)!!

Sweet, tangy and spicy hoisin sauce kicks up beef patties and spices up mayo in this Breaking Bad-inspired beef burger recipe. You can make these as regular burgers or sliders for a group.

Here’s what you’ll need:

· 1lb ground beef

· ½ green onion, minced

· 2 cloves garlic, minced

· 2 teaspoons cilantro, minced

· 2 Tablespoons ginger, minced

· 1 Tablespoon hoisin sauce

· 1 teaspoon sesame oil

· 1 Tablespoon soy sauce

· Black pepper to taste

Combine all ingredients, being careful not to over-mix. Shape into patties and grill to desired done-ness. Makes 4 quarter-pound burgers. If desired, top with Marie’s Purple Slaw and chase with a couple of chilled Blue Sky Cocktails!!

Thanks to The Savory Dot Com!

“DING!” Breaking Bad T-Shirt

Ding Breaking Bad T Shirt
Hector “Tio” Salamanca Lives!

If I have to explain the significance of this T-Shirt to you, then you are in no way an avid fan of Breaking Bad, the Greatest TV Show ever in the Universe of All Time.

DING! T-Shirt Features:

  • 100% preshrunk ComfortSoft® cotton
  • Lay-flat collar and taped shoulder-to-shoulder for ultimate comfort
  • Fit: T-Shirt (unisex), Oversized T-Shirt, and Ladies Fit
  • DesignBy Alecxps
  • Available Sizes: T-Shirt and Ladies Fit: S, M, L, XL, 2XL.
    Note: Ladies Fit shirts run small, please see our T-shirt size chart
    Oversized T-Shirt: 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL

Purchase yours now for just $19.95 and get it in time to wear for the finale, at This Link!

Breaking Bad Blue Rock Candy Recipe Courtesy of The Savory

Breaking Bad Blue Rock Candy
“Rock Candy Baby: Hard, Sweet and Stickeh!”

Do you love AMC’s Breaking Bad? I sure do. As we count down each weekly episode (2 down; 6 to go) to the series’ ultimate, revelatory conclusion, everyone wants to know which of their favorite characters will make it out alive (I am cheering hard for Jesse and Saul)! The waiting in suspense is excruciating, but you can make it sweeter by whipping up a batch of this Heisenberg’s Blue Rock Candy to enjoy while viewing the greatest television show ever in the universe of all time!

Candy!

Remember, Rock candy takes patience and temperature precision, so #TreadLightly. Now, let’s cook!

Heisenberg’s Blue Rock Candy Recipe

  • 1/2 cup water
  • 3/4 cup light corn syrup
  • 2 cups granulated sugar
  • 2 teaspoons hard candy flavoring extract (try LorAnn flavorings – there are tons to choose from)
  • 1 drop blue gel food coloring (AmeriColor makes good quality gels)
  • You’ll need a candy thermometer
  • Non-stick Cooking Spray

Line a baking sheet with foil and spray the foil with nonstick cooking spray.

In a medium saucepan, combine the water, corn syrup and granulated sugar. Place the pan over medium-high heat and stir until the sugar dissolves. Bring the mixture to a boil. As soon as mixture comes to a boil, stop stirring and brush down the sides with a wet pastry brush to prevent sugar crystals from forming. Insert a candy thermometer.

Continue to cook the candy without stirring until it reads exactly 285 F (140 C) on the thermometer. *Do not overcook it, or it will start to take on a caramel color and your candy might turn green! Once the temperature hits 285, take the pan off the heat and let it sit just until bubbles stop breaking on the surface. Add the flavoring of choice and a drop of food coloring. Stir everything together.
Pour the candy onto the prepped baking sheet and tilt it so that it runs into a thin layer. Let it set completely at room temperature.

Once the candy is set, break it into small pieces by hand. For the full “crystal meth” experience, place the candy pieces in medium zip-top bags and crush them lightly with a rolling pin. Authenticity! Enjoy and remember to store any leftover Candy in airtight containers!

Thanks again to The Savory Dot Com for this Recipe!

All Face Off Season Four Recaps Are Now In The Archives!

Face Off Season 4 Cast

Hey Face Off  fans! Are you watching Season Five but really wish you could remember what happened in Season Four? Now you can relive the glory with my Face Off  Season 4 Recaps, now archived on The Worley Gig at This Link!

Breaking Bad Mac Decal

Breaking Bad Mac Decal

This rad decal of Walter White, everyone’s favorite renegade chemist, fits both 13″ and 15″ laptop designs. Available from The Fancy for just $12 at This Link!

Breaking Bad T-Shirt: Walt and Jesse

Walt and Jessie T Shirt

I am totally torn between extreme sadness and ecstatic delight that Breaking Bad will be starting its final episodes in just a few days. It is just the best show ever, and I will miss it terribly. In the meantime, how cute is this Calvin and Hobbes send up featuring Walt and Jesse on a comfy and stylish T Shirt? Want!

Walt and Jesse Shirt Details:

  • 100% preshrunk ComfortSoft® cotton
  • Lay-flat collar and taped shoulder-to-shoulder for ultimate comfort
  • Fit: T-Shirt (unisex), Oversized T-Shirt, and Ladies Fit
  • Suggested Color: Royal Blue
  • Design: BazNet

This shirt comes in your choice of over a dozen colors, but I think the Royal Blue Looks best.
Sale Priced at just $14.95, buy yours now at This Link!

Breaking Bad Fridge Magnet Set

Breaking Bad Magnet Set
Photo By Gail

Are you as excited as I am for the premier of the final episodes of Breaking Bad? As much as I am dying to see what happens next on the Best Show Ever in the Universe of All Time, I am truly sad that the series will be ending after these eight episodes air. Sigh. There is however a way to remember Breaking Bad always and forever, and that is with a set of awesome refrigerator magnets, which I saw on sale for $7 or 8 bucks at Urban Outfitters. You’re welcome. And don’t forget to tune into A&E on August 11th!