J&D Foods, the makers of delicious Baconaise (it’s Kosher) and Bacon Salt (I own it) have thrown down the gauntlet with the launch of their new Bacon-themed coffin! It’s not actually made of bacon (because that would be just weird, right?) but it is painted in a lovely Bacon-esque design of brown and gold bacony stripes. Seriously, look at the sheen on this thing! It looks like a new car! The Bacon Coffin is sweet ride to the afterlife indeed!
J&D’s Bacon Coffin is in stock now and priced to move at just $2,999.99! Bacon Fans who are dieing to pick one up can click on over to This Link!
Mmm… bacon flavored salt! If you’ve never tasted a delicacy so packed with flavor it makes you think you’ve died and gone to a bacon-infused heaven, prepare to. With a savory, smoky tang, Demitri’s Bacon Flavored Bloody Mary Rim Salt is the perfect compliment your perfect Bloody Mary! Salt has never added so much taste to a drink and the container is the perfect size for rimming glasses (ba-dum-bum)! This tasty product sells for just $6.95 and can be purchased from Kegworks Dot Com.