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People Magazine's Sexiest Man of 2007: So Wrong

This Man is Not Sexy

Bringing Sexy Back…Not!
Tell me its not true: Matt Damon Voted Sexiest Man Alive.

Uh, Matt Damon? Seriously? Um, I think not. Matt Damon is gross. I can think of at least ten guys I know who are hotter and sexier than Matt Damon.

Gail’s Choice for Ten Living Men Who are Sexier Than Matt Damon

Keef

  1. Keith Nelson from Buckcherry

Sixx

2. Bloated, nearly 50-year-old, Post Rehab Nikki Sixx

Andy!

3. Anderson Cooper, oh yes.

Sexy Neal!

4. Neal Smith circa 1972

OG!

5. My Gay Friend Geoffrey

Tim Gunn!

6. Co-host of Project Runway, Tim Gunn

Tom!

7. Chef Tom Colicchio Holding Raw Meat

Yul!

8. Yul Kwan from Survivor

Bill R

9. Gentleman Rock Star, Bill Rieflin

Simpsons’ Terry!

10. Simpsons’ Cartoon Version of Terry

The next time that People magazine has one of these “Sexiest Man” polls, they need to get in touch with me. Because I will set them straight.

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