This attractive bathroom scale won’t tell you your weight (thank god), but it will start your day off right with an empowering compliment! Conceived, designed, handmade, dated & signed by Marilyn Wann of Fat!So? fame. From Voluptuart (sadly, this item appears to be discontinued).
Don’t let the fact that this Ouija Board is all cute and pink – and sold by reputable toy manufacturer, HASBRO – fool you into thinking that these things are harmless toys. Effing around with a Ouija Board can unleash the Hounds of Hell all over your naive ass if you’re not careful. Don’t ask me how I know.