“Mmm…Smells Like Bacon!”

Yes, this is a real product. From the website Smell of Books comes a variety of modern scents for your home, including: New Book Smell, Classic Musty Smell, Scent of Sensibility and Eau You Have Cats. But my favorite is the Crunchy Bacon scent, the first aroma in Smell of Books’ new Lifestyle Series™. “Designed especially for the health conscious book lover, Crunchy Bacon is a low calorie, low cholesterol alternative for your breakfast reading enjoyment. Suggested Retail Price: $4.99. What a bargain.