Save The Earth, Or Go Somewhere Else

Happy Earth Day, Motherfuckers

Remember: The World We Leave is the World We’re Coming Back To

Hey what’s up. Happy Earth Day and all that.  At lunch time today, they were handing out free bags of delicious popcorn in the cafeteria, which rules and everything, because popcorn is awesome, but I am not sure how that helps us to celebrate Earth Day, specifically. My wish for Earth Day would be that smokers kindly stop using the world as their personal ashtray, and that everyone please remember to recycle. Also, “Zero Population Growth.” Thank you, drive through.