I just heard the most hilarious story from a friend of mine, who shall remain nameless to save him from getting his ass kicked for telling me this awesome story! It seems that my friend is out in Pennsylvania this weekend (from his home in LA) with his roommate to attend the wedding of, let’s say “a mutual friend.” Apparently the roommate is not the biggest fan of Barr declared “I’m going to go over there and tear that thing down!” What a total bitch right? It’s so typical of conservative blowhards to try and stifle freedom of expression when it doesn’t exactly align with their own propaganda. Anyway, stay with me because this gets really good. The roommate had been gone for some time and people began to speculate on where she was and why it was taking her so long to commit a simple act of irrational vandalism.

After a couple of hours, someone looked out the window and saw this woman crawling across the yard screaming for help. Apparently she’d stepped wrong off a high curb, fell and broke her leg in two places! How awesome is that? She’s in the hospital now, and will not only surely miss the wedding she flew across country to attend, but will undoubtedly be racking up tens of thousands of dollars in medical bills. Not to mention, but you can see I am about to, she’s looking at a long and painful recovery, all of which she deserves. Ain’t karma a bitch?

Obama ‘08!!