Gail’s List of the Top Ten Sexiest Men of 2008!

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People Magazine just published their annual Sexiest Man Alive issue and, no surprise really, Australian Actor-Hunk, Hugh Jackman is their pick for The Year 2008. Yawn City. I mean, Hugh Jackman is okay, don’t get me wrong. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. And he’s infinite light years ahead of last year’s SMA, Matt Damon. But other guys on the list, like Brad Pitt and David Beckham, are just so totally played. That aside, People came a little bit closer to my matching my eclectic taste in men this year, as three of my favorites sexy dudes are also on their list. Check it out!

 

Barack Obama

He is really the sexiest man alive for me right now, in this moment. But I respect his wife too much to go on and on about it.

 

Michael Phelps*

I only watched about 2 seconds of the Olympics, so I didn’t see a ton of footage of Michael Phelps splashing around in a pool or anything. And he is kind of goofy looking. But Phelps’ body has been plastered all over the internet, TV and print ads for the past however many months. Enough for me to figure out that his body is just insane. There is no question: I’d do it.

 

John Hamm*

While Hamm is a bit too traditionally “GQ” for my taste, he’s still mmmm…Delicious.

 

Joseph Gordon Levitt

I actually think he might be gay (he was pretty convincing in The Mysterious Skin), but Joseph Gordon Levitt still does that little thing to me (you know, “that little thing”).

Dhani Harrison

It seems wrong to want to bang George Harrison’s son. And yet, I want to anyway.

 

Viggo Mortensen

I go for Viggo. No explanation necessary.

 

David Bowie Circa The Man Who Fell to Earth

I just saw this movie on Netflix DVD and, seriously, he is naked in at least half of it.

 

Javier Bardem*

Javier is Sexiness Distilled.

 

Stephen Moyer

Moyer plays the ultra dreamy vampire hero, Bill Compton on True Blood. Even all covered with dirt and blood, he slays me.

 

Gael Garcia Bernal

Have you seen Amores Perros? It’s got to be one of the most fucked up, ultra-violent, ridiculously tragic, squirm-inducing and ultimately heartbreaking films I’ve seen. But I’d watch it again just see Gael Garcia Bernal get naked. Even if he is only 5’7″ tall, he is so gorgeous he makes me feel retarded.

* Also Appears on People’s List

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0 thoughts on “Gail’s List of the Top Ten Sexiest Men of 2008!

  1. I agree 100% with all of your choices. Can we do more than ten? Oh, let’s! OK: Chris Evans, Ioan Gruffud (perfection), Brian Williams from NBC News (I’ll bet he smells like freshly washed laundry), Brendan Fraser (my former “cousin-in-law”), Gary Sinise, and Ricardo Chavira from “Desperate Housewives”. To those of you I’ve forgotten, and I’m sure there are many, I apologize.

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