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People Magazine just published their annual Sexiest Man Alive issue and, no surprise really, Australian Actor-Hunk, Hugh Jackman is their pick for The Year 2008. Yawn City. I mean, Hugh Jackman is okay, don’t get me wrong. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. And he’s infinite light years ahead of last year’s SMA, Matt Damon. But other guys on the list, like Brad Pitt and David Beckham, are just so totally played. That aside, People came a little bit closer to my matching my eclectic taste in men this year, as three of my favorites sexy dudes are also on their list. Check it out!
He is really the sexiest man alive for me right now, in this moment. But I respect his wife too much to go on and on about it.
I only watched about 2 seconds of the Olympics, so I didn’t see a ton of footage of Michael Phelps splashing around in a pool or anything. And he is kind of goofy looking. But Phelps’ body has been plastered all over the internet, TV and print ads for the past however many months. Enough for me to figure out that his body is just insane. There is no question: I’d do it.
While Hamm is a bit too traditionally “GQ” for my taste, he’s still mmmm…Delicious.
I actually think he might be gay (he was pretty convincing in The Mysterious Skin), but Joseph Gordon Levitt still does that little thing to me (you know, “that little thing”).
It seems wrong to want to bang George Harrison’s son, Dhani. And yet, I want to anyway.
I go for Viggo. No explanation necessary.
David Bowie Circa The Man Who Fell to Earth
I just saw this movie on Netflix DVD and, seriously, he is naked in at least half of it.
Javier is Sexiness Distilled.
Moyer plays the ultra dreamy vampire hero, Bill Compton on True Blood. Even all covered with dirt and blood, he slays me.
Have you seen Amores Perros? It’s got to be one of the most fucked up, ultra-violent, ridiculously tragic, squirm-inducing and ultimately heartbreaking films I’ve seen. But I’d watch it again just see Gael Garcia Bernal get naked. Even if he is only 5’7″ tall, he is so gorgeous he makes me feel retarded.
0 thoughts on “Gail’s List of the Top Ten Sexiest Men of 2008!”
Here’s my unsolicited list:
Dean Winchester from Supernatural
David Tennet-Dr. Who
John Barrowman-Captain Jack Harkness on Torchwood
Thomas Jane as The Punisher
Ewan McGregor (especially wet: http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/ewan_mcgregor)
Oh heck, just visit this site for boys with glasses:
I agree 100% with all of your choices. Can we do more than ten? Oh, let’s! OK: Chris Evans, Ioan Gruffud (perfection), Brian Williams from NBC News (I’ll bet he smells like freshly washed laundry), Brendan Fraser (my former “cousin-in-law”), Gary Sinise, and Ricardo Chavira from “Desperate Housewives”. To those of you I’ve forgotten, and I’m sure there are many, I apologize.
Yeah, I like your list better than People’s, but can we add Gale Harrold? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I’m so sad I didn’t make the list. Maybe next year 🙂