Photos By Gail
Are you someone who enjoys pinching people, but you feel like you are missing elements of surprise, mild terror, and undeniable cuteness in your passive-aggressive assaults? Fear not, for assistance is on the way in the form of this Great White Shark Pincher! Yes, it exists!
Manufactured by a company called Wild Republic— because of course it is — the Great White Shark Pincher is a highly-detailed action toy with a squeeze trigger at the end of its long stick handle that opens and closes the mouth, which is filled with many not-at-all-sharp shark teeth. Surely it is no mystery why this is the number one Shark-on-a-Stick toy. Buy it now for just $6.99 at This Link! Great White Shark Attack!
Photographed at The Museum of Natural History Gift Shop Adjacent to the Sharks Exhibit, Which Continues Through September of 2023.