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Oh my. This Fake Plastic “Beauty” Nipple prosthesis is truly kind of horrifying, if you happen to suffer from the unfortunate reverse problem (nipples hard ALL THE TIME). Fortunately, ladies with a “perpetual high-beams” situation can investigate getting a pair of silicone “Dimmers.” This fantastic product has made it possible for me to wear tight sweaters in winter again. Thank god!

Link via Tokyo Times.