Sir Millard Mulch, Recording Artist

Gail Worley is an unstoppable wedge of cheese, pounding herself between the journalistic bread and butter of the Rock 'N' Roll ham sandwich. Most people would wonder why there would be butter on a ham sandwich, but Gail has always known it to be the best lubricant in these circumstances. Dear me — I have spoiled the most secret ingredient of her most prolific career! Yet I kneel in reverence and take another bite: All Hail Gail!