10. Well, how about that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.
7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car – GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies – you know – that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring – now quit your belly-aching and let’s go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father’s Day? Ahh – don’t worry about that – it’s no big deal.
This is my first Father’s Day without my Dad. If you’re lucky enough to still have yours, be sure to treat him right today. You will miss him when he’s gone.
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This is the first fathers day without my dad on earth…. but I said “Happy Fathers Day” to him when I woke up this morning and felt a little pinch on my toes … so I know he’s with me in spirit! And he’s free of pain and probably golfing up a storm!
Hahahaha! Very funny. You’re right you’ll never hear them admit they are lost. Thanks for the chuckle!
This is my seventh Father’s Day without my Dad, and I still wished him Happy Father’s Day when I woke up. Re: the list, my dad actually DID say #1 about Father’s Day being no big deal — I think he meant it, but he always seemed to like going out to breakfast in his honor!