Tag Archive | Fathers Day

Happy Fathers Day, 2017!

Darth Vader Dad
Darth Vader Dad Sculpture By Sam Tufnell

The Worley Gig Wishes a Very Happy and Fun Fathers Day to all Dads!

Dad Aint OK LOL

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Pink Thing of The Day: Subway Ad for The Jim Gaffigan Show

Jim Gaffigan Show
Photo By Gail

Jim Gaffigan is so hilarious. Are you already watching this? If it started on Father’s Day, I guess I need to catch up!

Darth Vader Lightsaber Lamp

Darth Vader Lightsaber Lamp

Let’s face facts: you can never have too many lamps.

Darth Vader Lightsaber Lamp Features

  • Table lamp featuring the amazingly detailed lightsaber of Darth Vader
  • Lamp shade has laser-cut emblem of the Galactic Empire on three sides
  • Designed to use up to 100 watt bulb (shown with red bulb, not included)
  • US 120 volts 60 Hz
  • Size: 26 inches tall

Sale Priced at $89.95 but it’s selling fast, and this lamp just could be exactly what your Dad wants most for Father’s Day! So act now by clicking on over to This Link!

Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how about that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.

7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car – GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies – you know – that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring – now quit your belly-aching and let’s go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father’s Day? Ahh – don’t worry about that – it’s no big deal.

This is my first Father’s Day without my Dad. If you’re lucky enough to still have yours, be sure to treat him right today. You will miss him when he’s gone.

Thanks to Half The Deck For the List!

Happy Summer Solstice and Happy Father's Day, Too

Stonehenge Summer Solstice

The sunrise over Stonehenge on this day of the solstice reminds me of a song:

Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge
Where a man is a man and the children dance
to the pipes of pan…

And Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads out there, especially to my long-time friend David Lee Beowulf, who became a Dad just two days ago. Congrats to Dave and his lovely wife Daisy on the arrival of their new twins!