I’ve never seen even one episode of the TV show Gossip Girl, but you’d have to be dead from the neck up – or, say, older than dirt – to not know actress Taylor Momsen, the bleach-blond hair, raccoon eyed, teenage hell raiser who plays Jenny Humphrey on a show that, seriously, you would have to pay me to watch. Ugh, what a parent’s nightmare. The thing is, I had no idea that Taylor – much like another hot mess of a young actress she seeks most to emulate, Lindsey Lohan – was a child actress as well. Here’s Taylor at age 3, on a Shake & Bake commercial that almost makes me forget how much I hate kids. Gee whiz, what a little nubbin she is.