Hello and welcome to week four of My
Covid East Village Life! This week we are checking in with the act of Social Distancing, Masking-up, and related Covid Memes! Fun! Let’s get to isolating!
First off, if you’re not wearing a fucking mask every time you leave your house, I have ZERO sympathy for you if you get the virus.
A Trader Joe’s market opened in my immediate neighborhood earlier this year and shopping there for delicious food has allowed me to keep my shit together. Like most stores, TJ‘s began requiring customers to wear face masks a week or so into lockdown; which I have no problem complying with, because I am not a selfish cunt. Even Beary, the store’s mascot, is masked-up, as we all should be.
This mask with Red Rringe — worn by my very fashionable neighbor, Delphine — is definitely the fanciest face-covering I’ve seen.
Tiny dog, which I was told is a Miniature Pinscher, in a mask, spotted in the East River Park. He is saying: “Mask-up, Bitches!”
Mask graffiti on the LES.
Flyer seen in my neighborhood. Zero sympathy for the Chads and Karens as well.
Rules like this make me feel safer. Thank you, NYC, for giving a shit!
There is literally no excuse for not knowing the rules.
This Post Is Observing Social Distancing! More Photos After the Jump!
Your shopping cart adds several feet of distance automatically. Thank god!
This pair of social-distancing-themed paste-ups (above and below) were spotted around the corner from each other in Alphabet City, but they were vandalized pretty quickly. People can be such dicks.
Yes, we can!
Deserted L Train Platform, 14th Street and First Avenue Stop, at 1:30 PM on a Friday.
This lady is multi-tasking while social distancing at the Stuyvestant Town fountain: Getting some sun and making calls!
Here’s another sunbather by a container car!
He’s in his own little world.
Social Distancing: You Are Doing It Right.
Timely Advice from Phoebe NY.
It’s simple, but it says it.
New York City Will Bounce Back!