The above result is owed to me being unwilling to drink bacon grease, or to give up caffeine for bacon. Because I need my morning coffee and my Coca Cola, man! Take the quiz Here.

Bacon addiction is a slippery slope, my friend. We know you think you have it under control, but we’re gonna have to be straight with you: You’re playing with fire. It only takes one BLT – properly prepared, of course, with crisp apple-wood smoked free-range pig that’s been lovingly frosted with Baconnaise dressing – to bring even the strongest man or woman to their knees. Pretty soon you’ll be turning tricks for shots of bacon grease. Is that what you want?