Gag Gift | The Worley Gig

Photo By Gail

Confession: While the Poo emoji may be a convenient way to express the feeling that something or someone is Shit (as opposed to The Shit), I am not really down with this whole ‘making poo seem cute’ thing. I don’t need to see a smiling Poo made into a pillow or a purse or a keychain. Leave me out of the Poo Renaissance, please. That goes also for the Original Bag of Poo that I spotted in a port shop in Ketchikan, Alaska. It’s just a cutesy way to market expensive Brown Cotton Candy. PASS!

When it comes to holiday foods I want to avoid, fruitcake is at the top of my list. People hate fruitcake because it is dry and gross and full of weird ingredients like candied orange peel and other incredible dreck like that. Barf. Please don’t give me a fruitcake. But honestly, who wouldn’t love to receive this neato Inflatable Fruitcake as a gift this year? I’m getting one for everybody on my list! Available for just $11.95 at This Link!