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There are so many things you see at a fan convention that make you say, “Wait…what?” Clown Meat is definitely one of those. I spotted this wonderfully disturbing little novelty at the recent Flame Con, where it immediately caught my attention. It sure looks exactly like a tin of salted and preserved meat, complete with a vintage-style label featuring a cheerful-looking clown tossing a steak into the air. The tagline? “It tastes funny.” Clever.
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Move over, ancient saints! There’s a new divinity in town, and they go by the holy name of BTS! Enter the pink-hued Illuminidol hang tag air freshener, the fragrant sacrament for your car that’s guaranteed to elevate your daily commute to divine heights. Yes, it exists!
Blessed with the angelic visages of the ultra-cute BTS members portrayed as saints, this air freshener is a spiritual awakening for your senses. Forget about the generic pine-scented options; now, your car can smell like a concert hall filled with heavenly K-pop harmonies.
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If you’re in search of aesthetically-pleasing drug paraphernalia, nobody makes weed accessories that look as good on a coffee table as Flower by Edie Parker. The brand’s beloved pipes and smoking accessories truly strike a balance between stoner kitsch and functional art. Now, they’ve released a delicate and delightful pipe that’s the essence of chill: the Ice Bowl, which we saw at NY Now.
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Shark Attack In The Bath! (Photos By Gail)
Do you have a small child in your home, and, if so, does he or she hate getting in the bath? Based on the variety of designated “bath toys” I see at gift shows like NY Now, it’s apparent that the playing of bath-time games may be required in order to complete this daily cleaning ritual. Because kids.
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Confession: While the Poo emoji may be a convenient way to express the feeling that something or someone is Shit (as opposed to The Shit), I am not really down with this whole ‘making poo seem cute’ thing. I don’t need to see a smiling Poo made into a pillow or a purse or a keychain. Leave me out of the Poo Renaissance, please. That goes also for the Original Bag of Poo that I spotted in a port shop in Ketchikan, Alaska. It’s just a cutesy way to market expensive Brown Cotton Candy. PASS!