“Oh yes, I dated Orson Welles. We had many encounters on both coasts. I remember the first time he saw me in a boudoir, in a negligee, he said in that wondrous voice of his, ‘Magnificent Carcass.’ ‘MAGNIFICENT CARCASS?’ I thought to myself. Whatever, I didn’t see that one coming. But that’s really all I want to say about Orson. I don’t want to go into how he gave me the Clap.”

Thanks to Randy Haecker for the Tip!