“Come Back Alanis, All is Forgiven!”

You know that fucking retarded “My Humps” song by the atrocious, self-wetting, non-singer Fergie? How can you even miss it: that shit is everywhere. Well, watch this genius video send-up by my formerly least-favorite-female-artist-in- the-universe-turned-new-goddess, Alanis Morrisette. Genius! Alanis, I apologize for once writing in a review that “You Oughtta Know” is the contentious wail of a woman scorned that would have anyone rooting for the man who dumped her.” That was harsh, and I’m sorry, because you fucking rule!