Countdown to Survivor China!

 Survivor China Emblem

Outwit Outplay Outlast

It’s completely retarded how excited I get for each season’s Survivor  premiere, the latest of which is tomorrow night at 8:00 PM on CBS! Woo Hoo! The show is heading to China this time around, and as usual there are some new twists to the game — kidnapping being one of them. In addition, each castaway was given a copy of Sun Tzu’s The Art of War  to read. It should be interesting to see how this guide to warfare will inform the game. In case you were concerned about “the curse of the Car Reward,” there will be no car giveaway this season, though the hidden immunity idol is still in play. I’m hoping that there are at least a couple of castaways who are major assholes – like Leesi and Rocky from last season –  just to keep it interesting, but please god, let there be no boring “Exile Island” drama, because that shit is so played. Be assured that every Thursday at 8:00 PM, my friend and fellow Surivor  fan, Tracy and I will be glued to the set for the all mud-slinging (literal and figurative) that they can dish out!


Survivor China Cast

Survivor China Cast!