Happy Valloween, or My Heart's a Muscle of Love!

Alice Cooper Band Circa 1974

I remember hearing Alice Cooper (the band)’s “Muscle of Love” back in the day and just grooving on it’s crazy riffs, being completely sexually naive and honestly not thinking much about what the hell Alice was singing about. The hilarious thing is that these days I’m extremely close friends with the Alice Cooper band’s drummer, Neal Smith, and he has assured me that when Alice sings “Holy Muscle of Love/Must be a gift from above,” he’s definitely singing about having a boner. Weee!!!  Neal has given me a lot of juicy inside dope on the band, but you will have to wait for our book to salivate over it. Happy Valloween everyone. Play safe and don’t forget to protect your heart!!!

0 thoughts on “Happy Valloween, or My Heart's a Muscle of Love!

  1. “completely sexually naive and honestly not thinking much about what the hell Alice was singing about” is a result of a clean Catholic upbringing. I too was a lyric dunce.

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