As proof that One Direction Mania has infiltrated all corners of the world, I took the above photo while vacationing in Hamilton, Bermuda, so there really is no escaping it. There actually appears to be two separate fragrances: That Moment and Our Moment. A little sleuthing on my part reveals that That Moment is actually an updated version of Our Moment. Blah Blah Blah. I hate knowing that this perfume exists.
And just what does a women’s fragrance from One Direction smell like, you ask? Let’s find out. According to Frangrantica, “Our Moment by One Direction is a Floral Fruity fragrance for women. Top notes are pink grapefruit, forest fruits and red currant; middle notes are freesia, jasmine and frangipani; base notes are woodsy notes, patchouli and musk.
What the hell are “Forest Fruits”? I ask yez.
Anyway, the user reviews are hilarious and my favorite is this one:
“Smells exactly like Britney Spears’ Circus Fantasy. Nothing special about it. A typical celeb perfume.”
Britney Spears Circus Fantasy? I don’t even want to know what that smells like.