I recently received an unsolicited email from a guy named Frank Gray (aka Frankie Tee, represented above by the best I Am A Tool Meme I could find on the inter webs) who is a musician in NYC specializing in the saxophone. Frank recently wrote me an obscenely vulgar hate mail that was typed ALL IN CAPS (signifying great eloquence and small penis syndrome ). I deleted it because it was so horrifying, but now I wish I had kept it, to print here verbatim. Frank didn’t sign his email, but all I had to do was Google his email address (duh) to bring up his Geocities Website, which is now offline. Tool.
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