10 Things to Do in Las Vegas (Other Than Gamble)

Get Married!

Have Sex with a Hooker!

Dine at an all-you-can-eat Buffet!

See a Showgirl review!

Have your picture taken with an Elvis impersonator!

Pawn Something!

Pay $5.00 for a cup of coffee!

See Wayne Newton!

Get Sunburned!

Vomit!

0 thoughts on “10 Things to Do in Las Vegas (Other Than Gamble)”

  1. Are these in order?

    Get married, then have sex with a hooker. Typical.

    Pawn something in order to afford a $5 cup of coffee. That sounds right. Probably no free refills, either.

    See Wayne Newton and vomit. OK. Must be an outdoor show, hence the sunburn.

  2. Attend Jamzilla @ Aces & Ales featuring John Zito Band @ 11pm every Thursday. Jager shot specials!

  3. Actually, prostitution is not legal in Clark County where Las Vegas is a city. But ya drive out of town about 50 mi or so to Pahrump and you’re good to go!

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