Fake Plastic Nipples: The Horror


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Oh my. This Fake Plastic “Beauty” Nipple prosthesis is truly kind of horrifying, if you happen to suffer from the unfortunate reverse problem (nipples hard ALL THE TIME). Fortunately, ladies with a “perpetual high-beams” situation can investigate getting a pair of silicone “Dimmers.” This fantastic product has made it possible for me to wear tight sweaters in winter again. Thank god!

Link via Tokyo Times.

Happy Birthday Jackson Pollock: 1912 – 1956


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No one is denying that groundbreaking artist Jackson Pollock (Born January 28th, 1912) was pretty much a complete asshole in real life, but we can still appreciate his contribution to Modern Art, I suppose.

Gail In Print: Modern Drummer, March 2009

The March 2009 issue of Modern Drummer features a cover story tribute to the late Earl Palmer, as well as a  rockin’ feature on Ronnie Vanucci of The Killers and my update on metal master Jimmy DeGrasso (Megadeth, Alice Cooper, Ozzy). Read the entire issue online at This Link!

Happy Chinese New Year: The Ox Rocks!

Happy Year of The Ox, everyone! Not only was I born in the Year of the Ox, but it was also the Year of the Metal Ox. Metal!

Hello Kitty Zombie Cake


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Man, I just love this: a Hello Kitty Zombie cake made for little girl’s birthday! I wonder how it tasted?

Thanks to Neatorama via Hello Kitty Hell.