I Am Not Your Friend
Ponder this with me; why would somebody who’s owed me money for years without ever making any attempt to reconcile that debt, who only contacts me when he needs a band’s publicist’s contact info, and who in general has acted like a wildly unrepentantdouche bag to me want to be my friend on FaceBook?I mean, WTF is up with that? Do I have amnesia?Am I Jesus?Am I desperate for validation? Have I asked to be “Friends” with the pinhead football player who bullied me all through high school just because he’s on FaceBook now? I don’t think so. I don’t even accept Friend Requests from ex-boyfriends without some kind of hatchet-burying going on up front. So why would I want be “Friends” with an opportunistic loser douche bag who owes me money? I would really like to know. Answers can be left in the comments section, thanks.