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D-Bag Poet: Magnetic Poetry Kit

D-Bag Poet Magnetic Poetry Kit

Bro, you know you have a budding Poet / D-Bag in your life who would love to receive one of these as a gift.

D-Bag Poet – Magnetic Poetry Kit Features:

  • Over 200 Douche Bag Word Magnets
  • Stick to your fridge, file cabinet, locker or any steel surface
  • Build creativity, imagination and language skills!
  • It’s a lot of fun!
  • Size (box): 4-3/4″ x 3″ x 1-1/4″

You’ll want to snap one of these up right away for the cool low price of just $12.95! Visit This Link to purchase! (See Examples Below!)

D-Bag Poet Magnetic Poetry Poem Examples

Quandary of The Day: Should I Feel Obligated to “Friend” Someone I Dislike On FaceBook

I Am Not Your Friend

Ponder this with me; why would somebody who’s owed me money for years without ever making any attempt to reconcile that debt, who only contacts me when he needs a band’s publicist’s contact info, and who in general has acted like an unrepentant douche bag to me want to be my friend on FaceBook? I mean, WTF is up with that? Do I have amnesia? Am I Jesus? Am I desperate for validation? Similarly, have I reached out and asked to be “Friends” with the pinhead jock who bullied me all through high school just because he’s on FaceBook now? I don’t think so. I don’t even accept Friend Requests from ex-boyfriends without some kind of wildly conciliatory hatchet-burying going on up front. So why would I want to be “Friends” with an opportunistic scum loser who owes me money? I would really like to know. Answers can be left in the comments section, thanks.