Whoever wrote this note is my new hero! It says:
“Thank you for waking me up this morning! 🙂 Perhaps you could park your sensitive car alarm elsewhere? I’m not sure how many time I have to call 311 and give them your plate # before they’ll tow [*your ass away] but I’m gonna find out. xox
P.S. you rock!”
* This is my guess at what the note says in the part that is obscured by the windshield wipers. At least the person who left the note wasn’t actually aggressive – and there was no need for any windshield replacement or scratches buffed out.
Thanks to Greg Solometo for the Image!