Whoever wrote this note is my new hero! It says:
“Thank you for waking me up this morning! 🙂 Perhaps you could park your sensitive car alarm elsewhere? I’m not sure how many time I have to call 311 and give them your plate # before they’ll tow [*your ass away] but I’m gonna find out. xox
P.S. you rock!”
* This is my guess at what the note says in the part that is obscured by the windshield wipers.
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Because Meat is Awesome.
“As a college student used to her freedom, I’m sometimes gone for days at a time when I’m home for the summer,” explains Jesse from Gurnee, Illinois, admitting that during this time, her Beta fish, Freddie Mercury tends to go unfed. “My 14-year old-sister has shown him mercy a few times,” Jesse says, and admirably, “she’s never asked for thanks.” But Freddie, it seems, has had just about enough of this neglect.
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I am not sure why a note about Men using the Women’s Bathroom also includes information about a Potluck event? For some reason I do not feel my appetite piquing at the thought of whatever Potluck meal this note speaks of. I wonder why that is? I also enjoy the note writer’s use of the word “Mens,” to mean more than one man.
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Legible copy of note after the jump!