“Thank you for waking me up this morning! 🙂 Perhaps you could park your sensitive car alarm elsewhere? I’m not sure how many time I have to call 311 and give them your plate # before they’ll tow [*your ass away] but I’m gonna find out. xox
P.S. you rock!”
* This is my guess at what the note says in the part that is obscured by the windshield wipers.
I am not sure why a note about Men using the Women’s Bathroom also includes information about a Potluck event? For some reason I do not feel my appetite piquing at the thought of whatever Potluck meal this note speaks of. I wonder why that is? I also enjoy the note writer’s use of the word “Mens,” to mean more than one man.