When only word can truly express your true feelings, pick up (and shake) the F-Word Snow Globe, designed by Nora Ligorano and Marshall Reese! Available in the gift shop at the New Museum of Contemporary Art on Bowery. And there’s even a member discount!
UPDATE, July 13th, 2015: I found these in the Gift Shop at the Museum of Sex. Didn’t get the price. But they look to be of a comparable quality!