10. Knowing there won’t be a Hangover 4.
9. That Big House in Mexico with the Infinity Pool: I want to live there.
8. Danzig’s “Mother 93” on the soundtrack. Appropriate.
7. “Cut the Grey Wire.”
6. Two Words: Pig Masks.
5. Giraffe Scene, Pre-decapitation.
4. Coke-fueled orgy in a hotel suite sound tracked by Black Sabbath: Yes.
3. “Because of the Ink…that went inside you.”
2. Melissa McCarthy as Cassie the Pawn Shop employee. Priceless.
1. Bradley Cooper: Gorgeous for Days.
Very Scary
While Googling for information on the upcoming Dario Argento film, Giallo (starring Adrian Brody, hot) I happily stumbled on the news that Clive Barker’s totally fucked up short story Midnight Meat Train (which made me afraid to ride the subway at night for about a year after reading) has been made into a film. Although I doubt there is any possible way that the movie could be truly faithful to the story – because people’s heads would explode – hearing that Japanese horror master Ryuhei Kitamura is directing gives me some hope that this film might actually be authentically disturbing and not just another schlock torture porn flick with no substance. Continue reading Clive Barker’s Midnight Meat Train Arrives on the Big Screen