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Axl Rose Valiantly Holding On in His Fight To Remain a Complete Tool

“Get In The Ring!”

Click This Link to Find Out what All the Fuss is About:Guns N’ Roses Demand Apology From Dr Pepper Over Soda “Fiasco”.

Can Somebody say “Axl Rose Publicity Stunt”?

According to This story from the LA Times, Kevin Cogill, a 27-year-old blogger suspected of streaming songs on his Web site allegedly from the unreleased, ten-years-plus-in-the-making Guns N’ Roses album, Chinese Democracy was arrested Wednesday (8/27). Somehow, this non-story has made national news overnight, so I can’t help but suspect that this might be just another one of eccentric douchebag Axl Rose’s desperate machinations designed to keep him and his band of posers in the public eye while he wanks away on an album that any sane person realizes will never see the light of day. Yawn city.

In related news: Here are Eight More reasons For the album’s delay!

Why It’s Taking So Long for GNR to Release Chinese Democracy

Guns N Roses Album Delay

From The Onion, of course.

What is that Bucket Doing on his Head?

A Rad Guest Post By Sir Millard Mulch

Buckethead’s fans think he is a unique, underground artist with pure intentions. This is not true. Buckethead is a strategic advertisement for himself.

It has nothing to do with his music and everything to do with his visual appearance — the same scam as every other Rock Star. He’s an accidental genius phenomenon of masterful marketing tricks; on a higher level than any mersh band on the radio could conceive of. After all, if he didn’t have a BUCKET ON HIS HEAD and a weird mask, no one would give a fuck what he did. Continue reading What is that Bucket Doing on his Head?