Science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this Bacon Sunscreen (from J&D Foods) the most anticipated new product of the summer! Bacon Sunscreen is enriched with SPF 30 and rich, porky moisturizers. It’s designed to keep even the most delicate skin protected from harmful UV rays and smelling like something delicious is cooking for several hours.
J&D Foods, the makers of delicious Baconaise (it’s Kosher) and Bacon Salt (I own it) have thrown down the gauntlet with the launch of their new Bacon-themed coffin! It’s not actually made of bacon (because that would be just weird, right?) but it is painted in a lovely Bacon-esque design of brown and gold bacony stripes. Seriously, look at the sheen on this thing! It looks like a new car! The Bacon Coffin is sweet ride to the afterlife indeed!
J&D’s Bacon Coffin is in stock now and priced to move at just $2,999.99! Bacon Fans who are dieing to pick one up can click on over to This Link!