Don’t let the fact that this Ouija Board is all cute and pink – and sold by reputable toy manufacturer, HASBRO – fool you into thinking that these things are harmless toys. Effing around with a Ouija Board can unleash the Hounds of Hell all over your naive ass if you’re not careful. Don’t ask me how I know.
From Plastic and Plush, a website that rarely fails to fascinate me and encourage me to waste time, comes the story of a fun toy due out this summer from designer Crystal Chesney-Thompson: a variation of her beloved Haminal, which is in this case a Plush Deviled Ham. In honor of my love for all things porcine, I would sure like to own one of these. More information on the Deviled Haminal can be found at This Link. The regular Haminal (pictured below) can be purchased for just $16.95.
I should think that any fan of the fantastic Hellboy film franchise or the equally fun comic book series would want to own this doll. Am I right? I said, AM I RIGHT?
Online novelty shop Span of Sunset Inc. collaborates with Disney for the release of their newest collectible vinyl figure, the Metal Cheshire Cat. The Cheshire Cat vinyl figure is based upon Lewis Carroll’s character from Alice in Wonderland, but draws inspiration from heavy metal music, representing in black, red and silver: accenting the Cheshire Cat’s trademark smirk and silver metal tail. Produced in a highly limited quantity, the Metal Cheshire Cat Measures 8″ with GID (glow in the dark) eyes and mouth and comes with a storage box modeled after the classic “roadie” case. Retail price: $60.00. Have a very Metal Day!
My Birthday is coming up next month and on the top of my list of gifts I’d most like to receive is this delightful Plush Uterus Toy from I Heart Guts. Sadly, the toy has been recalled. According to the site: “I Heart Guts is sad to inform you that we have issued a voluntary recall for one of our products, the Uterus Plush.