Photos By Gail
How cute are these little guys? If you are familiar with the Pokemon species, then you know this round, pink creature is called a Jigglypuff. This past summer, Jigglypuff was available to win as a prize at various carnival games found at Coney Island’s Luna Park. This plush toy is about the size of basketball.
All Photos By Gail
Each year on New Year’s Eve day, I round up all of my not-yet-redeemed free product manufacturer coupons that are expiring at midnight on December 31st and head to Whole Foods and other neighborhood Supermarkets to load up on free stuff! Woo! This year’s haul includes ice cream, milk, frozen vegetable soufflés, and cottage cheese. Food just tastes better when it is free.
Even better, imagine how excited I was to notice this large Plush Shark Toy perched atop the illuminated sign on checkout register Number 9!
Shark Attack, Bitches!
Large Splendid Santa By Jellycat Toys (Photo By Gail)
Now that Christmas is behind us for another year, Santa Claus is kicking back in his Causal Pinks. He looks like he’s slimmed down a bit as well. Go, Santa.
Photographed in the Gift Shop (Price: $47) at the Gene Autry Museum of the American West in Los Angeles, California.
A Glass of Water and A Lottery Ticket are Examples of Jim Joe’s “Art,” at the Hole (All Photos By Gail)
Jim Joe (real name and identity unknown) is a NYC tagger/street artist who writes his name, and an occasional saying, on buildings around the various NYC boroughs and, The Hole Gallery would have us believe, apparently wants to be taken seriously as an artist. OK, whatever. I like to keep an open mind about what constitutes “Art” in a contemporary sense, but this exhibit takes even the James Franco School of The Emperors New Clothes Phenomena to a new level of bullshit.
Opening on New Year’s Day, 2014 and running through the month of January, the January 2014 show will expand daily as The Hole adds to the exhibit each day with new works by Jim Joe. We dropped in on Saturday, January 4th to find the works you see in this post on display and constituting the exhibit in its entirety to-date. Yawn City.
There were two other pieces that I declined to photograph: one that looked like a sheet of newsprint and a black, half-loop-squiggle spray-painted directly onto the gallery wall. Trust me, you’re not missing anything.
I found this little Santa Claus plush toy discarded in one corner of the gallery floor. It is unclear whether this is meant to be part of January 2104, perhaps as a found object commentary on the Commercialism of the Holiday Season. Who Knows.
We do have more than three full weeks left in the month of January, so this exhibit could take a turn for the better, say, in the next week or so. But from what I saw not it’s not worth the bother of checking out unless you want to see for yourself how much of a joke it is. Or, you could also see Adam Green & Friends Hot Chicks group show, which runs concurrently in The Hole’s rear gallery.
It’s crap like this that gives Contemporary Art a bad name. Color me not impressed.
Photos by Gail
Look at these fluffy Shark Slippers! Just look at them! I found this adorably ferocious footwear lurking inside the Gift Shop at the Seattle Aquarium. Shark Attack on your Feet!
Photo By Gail
I don’t even know what to say about this Hello Kitty / Tomato-hybrid plush toy spotted in the Hello Kitty Sanrio store, on 42nd Street, in Times Square. If there was a Hello Banana, I would want to own it.
Shark Attack Plush Toys! Photographed by me at the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach, California!
“I Am Still Funnier Than Jay Leno!”
Conan may have officially left the Tonight Show, but you still have five more days to visit eBay.com and bid on your chance to own this one-of-a-kind Handmade Conan O’Brien Plush Doll, made by Laura Granlund of inTIMIDnation.com. Plush Conan stands approximately 22-inches tall and is constructed from all natural fabrics. He’s really cute!
It seems like for the past one hundred million billion years or so, everyone and his mother has been talking about the H1N1 / Swine Flu virus, but nobody I know actually has it. Now you can own your very own Swine Flu Microbe Plush Toy! The H1N1 plushie was created by Drew Oliver, who famously said “I want to do for microbes what Walt Disney did for rodents.” Humorous, educational, and fun, this cuddly little microbe is available from Walmart (of all places) at This Link.
Hey kids! Check out this awesome plushie toy, which is actually a Maggot in Pink Mouse Pajamas. It’s pretty cute for…you know…being a plush maggot.
Found nesting over at Plastic and Plush Dot Com.