It’s been traumatic enough for me to handle the fact that CBS couldn’t even get their shit together to air a season of either The Amazing Race or Survivor this summer. That’s just plain lazy. But I realized that summer 2005’s TV programming had hit really hit bottom and stared to dig when I found myself tuning in to the premiere of NBC’s Tommy Lee Goes To College this past Tuesday.
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Monthly Archives: August 2005
RIP Peter Jennings
Oh man, this is tough one. ABC News Anchorman Peter Jennings has passed on due to a long battle with cancer, He was 67 years old. Now that the Voice of the World has been silenced, who will give us our news? I will miss you Peter Jennings, sleep well.
Tool of the Month: Frankie Gray!
I recently received an unsolicited  email from a guy named Frank Gray (aka Frankie Tee, represented above by the best I Am A Tool Meme I could find on the inter webs) who is a musician in NYC specializing in the saxophone. Frank recently wrote me an obscenely vulgar hate mail that was typed ALL IN CAPS (signifying great eloquence and small penis syndrome ). I deleted it because it was so horrifying, but now I wish I had kept it, to print here verbatim. Frank didn’t sign his email, but all I had to do was Google his email address (duh) to bring up his Geocities Website, which is now offline. Tool.
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