Heightened Fear and Stress Threshold Kills Appetite /Aids Personal Weight Loss Efforts

Flattened Cardboard Boxes Tied to Your Front Window Makes More Attractive Covering Than Screen

Bird Poop Washed Off Stoop

Reading with Light on Much More Fun Than Reading by Candle Light

Getting Caught-Up On All Previous Episodes of Flipping Out Clogging The DVR Queue

Able to Familiarize Self with the Gazillion Changes FaceBook Chose to Roll Out Over this Particular Weekend

Broader Assortment of Late Night Snacks In The Pantry

Extra D Cell Batteries on Hand for When Your Vibrator Goes Dead

Flashlight Party!

Getting Wasted at “I Survived Irene” Post-Hurricane Party with Neighbors