Okay, this introductory ad for After The Rapture Pet Care is either the single most hilarious thing ever on the Internet (if it’s a joke), or . . . still completely hilarious if it’s true. Seriously, I’m speechless.
Okay, this introductory ad for After The Rapture Pet Care is either the single most hilarious thing ever on the Internet (if it’s a joke), or . . . still completely hilarious if it’s true. Seriously, I’m speechless.
The representative had a dream. In his dream, he has just assumed office and his immediate assignment is to attend one of two meetings that are part of an emergency conference. He pores through a small guidebook that has been provided to him filled with indecipherable characters and symbols from an unknown language, searching for a clue to his assigned destination. He realizes in a paroxysm of the kind of subconscious clarity that occurs in dreams that he is standing outside of a long hallway that runs off to the right as far as he can see.
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