Wow! How cool is this? A Bacon Ornament to hang on your holiday tree! Amazing. Made of dazzling plastic and measuring 4.25 inches, the Bacon Ornament will be available for purchase in October for just $5.95 at This Link!
Thanks to Karl Brandt for the Tip!
Have you ever tried drinking Absinthe? From what I hear, it tastes pretty nasty (worse than Jaeger, blech), but I know everyone wants to be all “into it” because it’s illegal or poisonous or something. Well, here’s a way to impress your alcoholic/goth friends without having to die or break the law: buy this awesome Absinthe Cocktail Soap and keep it in your bathroom for when company arrives. It will get you clean and also allow you to smell like you just doused yourself in licorice scented Absinthe at the same time – Win Win!
Absinthe Cocktail Soap Features:
I also love the tiny Skull & Crossbones floating in it! Sale Price: $5.95 – Much cheaper than the real thing. To order, visit This Link and help support The Worley Gig!
Shark Attack In Your Wall Outlet!
Shark Night Light Features:
Sale Price: $16.95, What a bargain! Click Right Here to Purchase and Support Worleygig.com!
Hamburger Time!
OK. Here’s a little coin purse you can use to save up for a Hamburger (or save up for Hamburger Time!) which everyone around you will also want to own, because it is so awesome.
Hamburger Purse Details:
Priced to sell fast at just $9.45, this purse can be procured by clicking This Link!
Looks Just Like a Real Hamburger!
