Just when you think that everything that could possibly be branded with the evil feline [already has been], something else ends up in my email box. Once again, Star Wars fans die a little inside with the Hello Kitty Tie Fighter. You just know that Star Wars would have had a different (and much more apocalyptic) ending had the Tie Fighters looked like this because there would be absolutely no way to triumph over the corresponding Darth Vader. When people talk about the “dark side,” the darkest of the dark is held without questions by the cat with no mouth.
Can you imagine a world without kitten videos on YouTube? I can’t, but soon, that’s the world we will be forced to live in. YouTube has announced that it will be banning Kitten Videos. No more Surprised Kitty. No more Keyboard Cat. Whole generations will be denied the joy of kittens chasing laser beams and cats getting their heads stuck in boxes. If we don’t stop them here, how long before they shut down the sneezing pandas or take away our dramatic chipmunks? I don’t know about you – but I’m not willing to take that chance. Please sign the petition to Keep Kitten Videos on YouTube at This Link!
You can look at the above cartoon in one of two ways: either this is the band Kiss dressed / made up as a bunch of Hello Kitties, or it’s Hello Kitty as the band Kiss. Either way, the crossover appeal is fairly transparent , as both Kiss and Hello Kitty have merchandised every item imaginable from T-Shirts and Toys to Coffins and Vibrators. Let the battle for the title “Kings of Corporate Whoring” begin!
